Can you cry under water?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of acoconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.... But it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

And with the birds of spring, come....

Ewwww.....I saw my first spider of the season today! Ugh, nasty!

What is that???

This morning while the kids and I were sitting at the table eating breakfast, I hear the most obnoxious beeping sound. Beep, beep, beep, beep...pause...beep, beep, beep. That rhythm went on for quite a few minutes. I was starting to drive me crazy!! What was making that noise?!?! It was very faint and I could not figure out where it was coming from.
So, I set off on my search for the annoying mysterious beep!
My search lead me to open the back patio door, where I heard the sound loud and clear.....
It was a bird, singing so sweetly in the tree. The "beep" I heard inside was actually a bird chirping outside and welcoming spring.
It turned out to be such a wonderful sound and I even opened up the window by our table so the kids were able to hear it.
Its been a long, long time since we have heard the chirpping of birds, and it pains me to think that it's been so long since I have heard them that I have forgotten what they sound like.
BRING ON SPRING!!

Friends Forever by: Zach Attack

I have been extremely blessed with an incredible friend. I find myself continuously thankful for her. She is loyal and true, funny and reliable.
Best of all, she knows all about me, and still wants to be my friend!
This friend is humble, and won't even think that this post is about her :)
I have lots of great friends in my life, but she is my "best" friend (Geez - I haven't used that term since 1984 Oooh....NKOTB!!)
I can tell her anything and know that, without a doubt, she will not judge me.
We can hang out and have great conversations, but best of all, we can hang out and have not so great conversations! We can talk about the difficulties in life and lean on each other for support. I know that I can honestly call her anytime, day or night and she knows that the same goes for her with me.

Are you blessed to have a friend like that? If so, why don't you tell them how much you appreciate them? Or say a little thankful prayer about them?

And, as you count your blessings, make sure you count them twice!